My Mother Experiments with Setting Her Gmail Status
I signed into Gmail this morning and noticed that my mother was also signed in.
Then I also noticed that not only was she signed in, she had changed her status, something she's never done before. Then I noticed that not only had she changed her status, her status was a message directed at me, using an embarrassing childhood nickname, which I am about to courageously share with the intarwebnets.

Thanks, Mom. I love you too.
For the record, if you're not my mother, you are not allowed to call me 'Juicy.' 'Juice,' maybe, but never 'Juicy.'
'J-Train' is also acceptable.
Then I also noticed that not only was she signed in, she had changed her status, something she's never done before. Then I noticed that not only had she changed her status, her status was a message directed at me, using an embarrassing childhood nickname, which I am about to courageously share with the intarwebnets.

Thanks, Mom. I love you too.
For the record, if you're not my mother, you are not allowed to call me 'Juicy.' 'Juice,' maybe, but never 'Juicy.'
'J-Train' is also acceptable.
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