Justin Needs...

So I was compulsively hitting the 'next blog' button on the blogger toolbar when I came across an interesting idea. (The page responsible is lost to me, but it wasn't their idea either.)

The idea is to do a google search for your name followed by the word 'needs' all in double quotes. Here are the results: (just from the first page)

1. Justin needs to start playing smash bros again.

2. Justin needs parent(s) who will encourage emotional, social, and intellectual progress within a closed classroom setting.

3. Justin needs to find a way to make sales grow.

4. Sweet Caffeine: For all your Justin Needs

5. Justin Needs Help!

6. Justin needs to learn this isn't 500 bc and you can't bang every girl that makes your slinky go doing-doing!

7. Justin needs to work hardest on pushing the ball straight down the floor at break-neck speed, rather than weaving east and west.

There seem to be a lot of links to other peoples 'justin needs' searches, so I've tried to omit those...

Humorous...